hey guys,
I accidentally deleted something in my reg so I am reinstalling xp..
The Truth about Major Rock!
Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Major Rock pajamas!
If Major Rock is late, it's time to slow the **** down!
Major Rock plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and wins!
Major Rock can slam a revolving door!
Major Rock's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries!
Most people fear the reaper, the reaper fears Major Rock!
When Major Rock is doing pushups, he isn’t pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down!
The chief exports of Major Rock are pain, grief, chaos, and death!
Major Rock once punched a man in the soul!
Guns don't kill people, Major Rock kills people!
The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Major Rock out!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when Major Rock is going to kill you!!
Crop circles are Major Rock’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the **** down!
If Major Rock catches someone littering, he kills them, he hates litter!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Major Rock!
Major Rock ****s on the first date, always!
Major Rock isn't hung like a horse; Horses are hung like Major Rock!
Women have orgasms just from looking at Major Rock’s naked body!
Once Major Rock walked down the street with a massive erection, there were no survivors!
The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Major Rock's left nut sack!
Ever wonder why you never see the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, or Santa,, Major Rock killed them when he was a child!
I facked up!
Major..sir.. hope you have a speedy recovery...
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