With the olympics going on in China, I though this would be funny, if you are offended by it, I apologize, look away.

But tastes like cat
Here, crippie, take my seat!
But what is Gravid?
Great with flied lice

A separate entrance for Hos why didn't I think of that...

Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

Good to know.

Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...

Much tastier that the grown up variety..

It will be once you start chewing on it.

Starbucks should be very afraid!

I wouldn't tickle this one.

Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

My favorite store!!

I knew it.

Umm ......no thanks.

If there's one thing we don't need help with...

'See you after the flight Mum!'

Should be in front of half the hotels in town.

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